Over-thinker, coffe-drinker, self-proclaimed nerd, fandomer, anglophile, cinephile, Disneyphile, Californian.
Autobiography… More Than a Nose

 

White truffles are better than 97% of the sex you will have in your life.

Alton Brown (via juggling-geese)

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

"Nothing is more important than my egomania!"

"Right, you actually said that."